Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost “American Idol”. Posted October 15th, 2009 by admin. 10. “If I had won, I was gonna blow the prize money on candy and fireworks”. 9. “Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for ‘The Apprentice’” … “ I could take down Clay Aiken with one arm in a sling”. 2. “I handled my loss well — I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon’s car”. 1. “I have one thing to say to the voters: What in the hell is wrong …

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